This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.
I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
If it wasn’t for the fun and money, I really don’t know why I’d bother.
Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: ‘Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?
Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
You can’t trample infidels when you’re a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
It’s not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren’t doing.
The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.


