New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain
Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. ~Jean Paul Richter
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ~Anaïs Nin
New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday. ~Charles Lamb
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ~Mark Twain
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. ~Brooks Atkinson
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. ~Author Unknown
The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people paid off, someone is bound to be left in tears. ~W.H. Auden
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. ~Oscar Wilde
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughn
I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the year’s. ~Henry Moore
Approach the New Year with resolve to find the opportunities hidden in each new day. ~Michael Josephson
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. ~Joey Adams
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill Vaughan
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. ~Andre Gide
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~Benjamin Franklin
It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets. ~William Thomas
Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. ~Hal Borland
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno
