If You Are Stressed Read These Life Quotes

Stress is an admission of weakness, a cry of defeat to the world.  ~Carrie Latet Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.  ~Richard Carlson Maturity ... Continue Reading →

If You Are Jealous Read These Life Quotes

Jealousy injures us with the dagger of self-doubt.  ~Terri Guillemets A show of envy is an insult to oneself.  ~Yevgeny Alexandrovich Yevtushenko Envy is a symptom of lack of appreciation ... Continue Reading →

If You Are Bored Read These Life Quotes

I am never bored anywhere:  being bored is an insult to oneself.  ~Jules Renard Boredom is a sickness the cure for which is work; pleasure is only a palliative.  ~Le Duc de Lévis, ... Continue Reading →

If You Are Afraid Read These Life Quotes

Fear:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  ~Author Unknown Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death.  ~Author Unknown Those who fear life are already three parts dead.  ... Continue Reading →

Funny Quotes About Acting, Actors

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. ~ Chevy Chas There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads ... Continue Reading →

Funny Quotes About Advertising

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. ~ Sinclair Lewis Advertising is the most fun ... Continue Reading →

Funny Quotes About Advice

Advice is like snow -- the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind. ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to ... Continue Reading →

Funny Quotes About Age and Aging

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives. ~ Maurice Chevalier The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. ~Sigmund Z. ... Continue Reading →

Funny Quotes About Babies and Kids

Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to kill themselves. If your home contains ... Continue Reading →

Funny Quotes About Baldness

When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's ... Continue Reading →

Funny Quotes About Beauty

Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson The loveliest faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy. ... Continue Reading →